Thursday, April 2, 2009

Under Construction


It's been about a year now since my blog was re-launched on Blogger so I thought it was high time for a makeover. Ty Pennington's agent wouldn't return my calls, so I was essentially on my own with this one. I found a ton of new widgets and features and over time, will experiment with a few.

So Far:

  • I've added "What I've Been up to Recently..." to post my most-recent Facebook status updates (for those who are not inundated enough with this information already).
  • I've changed the format and layout of the blog. I will indubitably (indubitably?? indubitably!!) need to play around with the color schema...
  • I've sold some of the real estate on the page to some Ad Agencies.
  • I've figured out how to use my IMEEM account to embed selected songs (which mostly comes in handy when I can't find a decent copy of something on youtube).
There will be more changes in the future as Toujours Tuttafucco continues to evolve.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

10 Things I Need To Do According to Google

Go to Google. (Mother May I?) Type your name and "needs to" in quotation marks. The search results may instruct you to do an assortment of insane things. Question is...how many of those thing should you do???

WILL
Will needs to expand his horizons.
Will needs to be stopped.
Will needs to include clear instructions about how to locate and access client records and contact information.
Will needs to be executed.
Will needs to be linked to this new economy.
Will needs to be there?
Will needs to generate new ways of thinking to unlock the process.
Will needs to be signed by witnesses.
Will needs to be updated each time major changes take place in your life.
Will needs to be an indoor only kitty in a household where he is the only cat.
I can honestly say I do need to do 7 of the above things.

WILLIAM
William needs to reassess what's slowing economic development.
William needs to transfer US$15 million.
William needs to lead a healthy, happy life.
William needs to clarify the rules.
William needs to get out and see how ordinary people live.
William needs to be aware however, of the needless hysteria he helps to create and feed off.
William needs to take a break.
William needs to be willing to take on a leading role.
William needs to sort out his life.
William needs to stop killing for sport.
I can honestly say I do need to do 7 of the above things...possibly 9!!

TUTT
Tutt needs to be known.
Tutt needs to be conducted to determine the specific role of these and other processes.
Tutt needs to be part of 55 plays.
Tutt needs to get a life!
Tutt needs to reassure us that the council hasn't gone blinking mad with our money.
Tutt needs to be in First Grade but elsewhere.
Tutt needs to be congratulated for ensuring there was a girls team to go on the trip.
Tutt needs to weigh in.
Tutt needs to establish some spatial separation.
Tutt needs to get punished for his poor blocking.
I can honestly say I do need to do 6 of the above things.

How about you? What does Google say you should do?