Thursday, July 24, 2008

C'Mon!!! You're Better Than That...


I've recently gotten into the habit of stopping by the local 7-11 to get my daily fix of AriZona Iced Tea tall cans (aka the 99 cents special). On the morning in question, I added a couple of random items, bringing my total to $2.39. The cashier was mid-conversation with a co-worker so I slid a $5 bill and 39 cents across the counter. The cashier bagged up my items, put my $5.39 in the register, closed the register drawer, and then looked at me blankly (all while continuing his conversation mind you). I returned the blank stare and he quickly realized I was waiting for something. I reminded him that I gave him $5.39 and he asked if I gave him 5 "singles".

Is this guy for real?!? Why on god's green earth would I have given you 5 singles and 39 cents? So you could give give me back three different one-dollar bills? Do you think I come in here everyday to launder one-dollar bills? Do I look like a penny-candy pusher that would launder money at a 7-11? Besides, you don't have to be connected to the mob to know the safest place to launder money under 10 grand is a bank. Holla at me off-line if you'd like me to detail the process (wink,wink)...

I increased the intensity of the blankness in my stare and kindly reminded him there's a picture of Abe Lincoln in the register drawer with my fingerprints on it. Truth is, I had time to spare if he needed to call the 7-11 Forensics Team to verify that fact. After his co-worker silently nodded, he opened the register and handed me three G-Dubbs and I was on my way...

I continued on to work wondering if I should continue to patronize such a place. I can't let one negative encounter ruin my daily routine so I mentally marked a strike on their record and will keep a close eye on future interactions and transactions. Part of my issue is that I think this whole thing could've been easily avoided. I've worked in convenience stores before so I can say from personal experience that when you're stocking shelves or sweeping, you can afford to be less than 100% focused. When you're on the register though, you're dealing with straight cash homey, and you MUST have your wits about you at all times. It's just that simple: when you're on the register, Pay Attention!! Because playing with my money is like playing with my emotions!! (if you haven't noticed yet, this is one of my favorite lines to quote)


I've already stopped frequenting Foodie's, a self-described "urban market" located in the South End of Boston, because this one guy made a habit of giving me the wrong change. And since he rarely erred in my favor, I'm fairly certain he's skimming from the register, which I know is a tough way to make an easy living...

Sometimes though, it's just easier to walk away than to make a scene or register a complaint. I wish more people would consider implementing that theory in their daily interactions with friends and foes...

Holla if ya hear me!!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Magic Doors by PORTISHEAD

I can't deny what I've become
I'm just emotionally undone
I can't deny I can with someone else
When I have tried to find the words
To describe this sense absurd
Try to resist my thoughts but I can't lie

All the muse in myself
My desire I can't hide
No reason and I thought

I can't divide they'll hide from me
I don't know who I'm meant to be
I guess it's just the person that I am
Often I've felt that I don't wade
Into the gift of my mistake
Again, again I'm wrong, and I confess

All the muse in myself
My desire I can't hide
No reason and I thought

All the muse in myself
My desire I can't hide
No reason and I thought

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRANMwVvKTE




Tuesday, July 8, 2008

After a While by Veronica Shoffstall

After a while you learn
The subtle difference between
Holding a hand and chaining a soul
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning
And company doesn't always mean security.

And you begin to learn
That kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises
And you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes ahead
With the grace of a woman
Not the grief of a child

And you learn
To build all your roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground is
Too uncertain for plans
And futures have a way
Of falling down in mid flight

After a while you learn
That even sunshine burns if you get too much
So you plant your own garden
And decorate your own soul
Instead of waiting
For someone to bring you flowers

And you learn
That you really can endure
That you are really strong
And you really do have worth
And you learn and you learn
With every good bye you learn.


Esther,
Thanks for everything!!


Friday, July 4, 2008

Who's Gonna Save My Soul by Gnarls Barkley




I got some bad news this morning
which in turn made my day.
When this someone spoke I listened,
all of a sudden has less and less to say.
Oh how could this be?
All this time I've lived vicariously.

Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
How will my story ever be told now?
How will my story be told now?

Made me feel like somebody.
Like somebody else.
Although he was imitated often
felt like I was being myself.
Is it a shame that someone else's song
was totally and completely depended on?

Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
I wonder if I'll live to grow old now.
Getting high 'cause I feel so alone now.

And maybe it's a little selfish,
All I have is the memory.
Did I never stop to wonder,
was it possible you were hurting worse than me?
Still my hunger turns to greed,
'cause what about what i need?

And Oh
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Oh I know I'm out of control now.
Tired enough to lay my own soul down.

youtubevideo: Who's Gonna Save My Soul (acoustic rendition)




Wednesday, July 2, 2008

O, Canadia!! (Part Deux)

As previously promised, here are a few photos from our recent Montreal trip:

Three gangly cats chilling
at the International Jazz Festival...

View of Downtown Montreal
from Mont Royal
on an overcast day

Some very interesting sculptures
on Mont Royal
(discuss amongst yourselves)

B.Y.O.V. (bring your own vin)
sign outside Giorgio's Italian restaurant


Brief respite from the heat
a la Place Des Arts


While in a Chapter's Bookstore, I couldn't resist
taking a picture of this page,
as "Happy Caca" happens to be my favorite

General Evie claims
Victory Over Montreal!!!
(caption credit to Jed Fluehr)

Some day we shall return to claim our spoils...



Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Going Once...Twice...Sold!!!!

Yo, now you know the path I'm on...Think you're strong...See if you can travel long...Cause only the weak will try to speak...Those who are quiet, will always cause riots...There's three types of people in the world...Those who don't know what happened...Those who wonder what happened...And people like us from the streets that make things happen!!
-Bushwick Bill
Stranded on Death Row
The Chronic, 1992

I requested a copy of Susan Berg's resume and am waiting patiently, so I'm unable to confirm if she qualifies as "people like us from the streets" but there's no denying she's making things happen. The other day I learned that she recently purchased Death Row Records. Yes. The Death Row Records...as in she now owns the royalties to hip hop classics The Chronic, All Eyez on Me, and Doggystyle.

How'd this happen you ask? Suge Knight apparently declared bankruptcy as a result of his ever-increasing legal bills. I still don't know which is worse...getting knocked the fuck out when TMZ just so happens to be there (lmao)...or having to auction off your license to print money a.k.a. having royalty checks made payable to you for some of Dr. Dre's, 2Pac's and Snoop's most classic tracks...

Makes me wish I had an extra $24 million laying around (though I'm equally curious how much higher she was willing to go up to buy the company). The early buzz is about an alleged 20-tracks of unreleased Pac tracks. Does this mean these are the final 20, or just another 20 tracks that most folks would not be familiar with?

How much longer could Suge have delayed his declaration of bankruptcy if he had quit smoking cigars in 1992 when life was good? or perhaps not smoked them at all? If he ever realized that he should have run his goldmine like a CEO instead of a thug, how much would Death Row Records be worth today? According to Wikipedia, the label has sold over 50 million units...

Is it just me or does reading small blurbs really just leave you with a bunch of questions?


When I see the picture above, I can't help but think of that old Sesame Street jingle...
One of these things is not the like others...One of these things just doesn't belong...

Tomorrow (or technically today), I will get back on track, finish "O, Canadia!! (Part Deux)", as I couldn't help but briefly comment on this interesting (IMO) occurence in time...

Holla if ya Hear Me!!
(does this mean I will owe her royalties every time I use this phrase to close the blog? I should probably have my legal team verify that!!!)



O, Canadia!! (Part Un)

A few months back, I finally got my act together and applied for my passport, so that I would not be specifically confined to the Continental 48. We originally planned a Montreal trip for Memorial Day Weekend, but due to some scheduling conflicts, postponed it to coincide with the International Jazz Festival.

To say my first trip to Montreal was a success would be an understatement of the highest magnitude. To give you a little flavor from the weekend, I will share my facebook status updates and a few select photos. Part One of this blog will be the Facebook Updates...

June 26th 8:33pm
William is Montreal-bound bichez!!

June 27th 8:50am
William loves that he doesn't have to be at work 12 minutes from now!!

June 27th 11:35am
William hopes they let a brother back in the country.

June 27th 2:51pm
William heart les femmes de Montreal!!

June 27th 4:10pm
William is ready to devour some Schwartz's bifteck.

June 27th 5:14pm
William : Latin Qtr Mtl...Bonjour Madame!!

June 27th 11:40pm
William gives the Ambroise Pale Ale thumbs up!!

June 28th 12:04pm
William : nous sommes a la chalet.

June 28th 1:13pm
William is gonna see Al Green today (and not the one that's his cousin).

June 28th 5:51pm
William is grubbing at Giorgio's in Old Montreal before the show.

June 28th 7:36pm
William wishes he knew how to say "whatevski" en francais.

June 28th 8:52pm
William can hear the panties dropping to the floor for Al Green.

June 28th 9:05pm
William : "Montreal...you can find what you want baby!!!".

June 28th 9:08pm
William - CHUTCH!!!

June 28th 9:11pm
William hopes she and I stay together...no McB!!

June 28th 9:21pm
William doesn't think my battery will last til the end of the show.

June 28th 9:28pm
William sincerely hopes ma dukes has as much fun seeing Al Green tomorrow at Foxwoods!!

June 29th 1:12am
William narrowly avoided the international jailbait...

June 29th 10:02am
William had an even narrower escape this AM...the black Harry Houdini in the house!!!!

June 29th 10:11am
William is amped to find the Boston sports fan in the lobby.

June 29th 4:23pm
William went absolutely t shirt crazy today!!

June 29th 7:19pm
William est en route a Le Keg.

June 29th 9:42pm
William : "Party in Room 309 tonight...18+ (no i.d.req'd)...molson ex & fin du monde on tap...tuttafucco on the 1 and 2's..."

June 29th 11:10pm
William sincerely thanks Montreal for all the Boston love I was shown today!!!

June 30th 1:48am
William : Bon Soir Montreal!!

June 30th 10:30am
William is getting egg-cited about eating at egg-spectation!!

June 30th 12:29pm
William : Au Revoir Montreal :-(.

June 30th 1:58pm
William successfully made it across the border with contraband ;-) ;-).

June 30th 5:07pm
William will be home bout 7:30...Holla.

June 30th 7:23pm
William arrived home safely...had an amazing time in Montreal...and is thankful for the quality time with his niece Evie and her parents too!!!